Step 1: Find Mama's water bottle. Check out the mechanics of said water bottle.
Step 2: Dump water out of bottle onto playground. Be sure to shake out every last drop.
Step 3: Get down on hands and knees and assess the situation.
Step 4: Prepare to go in for the
Step 5: Using your hand as a filter, slurp the water off the ground. And thirst no more.